Jokes

Santa MUJRA Dekhne Gaya,
Sari RAAT Mujra Dekha.
Mujre Wali Ne kaha-SAAB Humne Aap ko KHUSH kiya
Ab Aap Hume KHUSH karo
Santa utha aur
NACHNE Laga..!



Sardar: Kal jo shampoo liya tha usaka free gift do
Shopkeeper: us pe free gift nahi hai
Sardar: pagal Samjha hai? us pe likha hai "DANDRUFF FREE



Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.



Bhikhari:Sahab Aapke Padosi Ne Pet Bhar ke Khana Khilaya Aap bhi
Kuch De dijiye
Santa: ye le HAJMOLA kha le



1 makhi ganjay ke sir per ja baythi,
Dusari makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kya ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”