I am Collin. I am a fun loving person. My main motive is to try to make everybody laugh through this blog. I want to make everybody happy in this world. I hope you all will enjoy my blog and at least forget all your pains and sorrows for sometimes.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Where's Waldo?

The Hardest Where's Waldo Ever!!

See if you have what it takes to find Waldo in this circus picture. When you find him click on him to win!!!!!

Click the button below to begin.

Best of Luck :)

Please do post your answer explaining Waldo's exact location.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Programmer and Engineer

A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an air plane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists and explains that it`s a real easy game. He explains,`I ask a question and if you don`t know the answer you pay me $5. Then you ask a question and if I don`t know the answer I`ll pay you $5.' Again the Engineer politely declines and tries to sleep. The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, 'O.K., if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and if I don`t know the answer I pay you $50! ` Now, that got the Engineer's attention, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question, 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon?` Then Engineer doesn't say a word and just hands the Programmer $5. Now, its the Engineer`s turn. He asks the Programmer,`What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?` The Programmer looks at him with a puzzled look, takes out his laptop computer, looks through all his references and after about an hour wakes the Engineer and hands the Engineer $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 turns away and tries to return to sleep. The Programmer, a little miffed, asks, `Well what`s the answer to the question?` Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the Programmer, turns away and returns to sleep.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

HR and Salary Joke

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and some times 366

Manager: how many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 hours

Manager: How long do you work in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man: (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager: That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man: 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man: 18 days.

Manager: OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man: 4 days

Manager: Do you work on New Year day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on workers day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: 2 days sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do you work on Christmas day?
Man: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: None sir!

Manager: So, what are you claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.


Monday, March 22, 2010

Never Lie To Your Boss

BOSS said to an employee : "Do you believe in Life after Death?

EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There 's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral,
























He came here looking for you.!"

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Funny Pictures

That's yummy

Lets go to stable

Ant vs Helicopter

Headless fellow

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Smart Software Engineer

Once a smart S/W engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grandmother. Within some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving into a tunnel and it was very dark. Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grandma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that,"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grandma has slapped him".

Finally, do u know what our clever S/W engineer thought? " This one minute in my life is wonderful, It hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Only in Japan

Monday, March 8, 2010

Sunday School Lesson

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Class Assignment

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."

Monday, March 1, 2010

Salary Increase

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,