I am Collin. I am a fun loving person. My main motive is to try to make everybody laugh through this blog. I want to make everybody happy in this world. I hope you all will enjoy my blog and at least forget all your pains and sorrows for sometimes.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Salesman Jokes

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.

Johnny: I want a pistol

Salesman: Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)

Johnny: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,

Salesman: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?

Johnny: For shooting cans.

Salesman: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.

Johnny: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.

Salesman: And what cans will you shoot at?

Johnny: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...


JSM_mind said...

Hi... HAHAH...