The Helpful Wife

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

Human And God

Human: What is a century like to you?

God: It is like a short second.

Human: What is billion dollars like to you?

God: Like a penny..

Human: Can I have a penny?

God: How funny.. Just wait for a second..

Funny Telephonic Conversation

Here is a funny telephonic conversation between a Telephone operator and a caller.


Caller: Can I speak to Annie Wan, please?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I only want to speak to Annie Wan.

Operator: Yes, I understand you want to speak to anyone.

Caller: I'm Sam Wan and I'd like to speak to Annie Wan. It's urgent.

Operator: I know you're someone and you'd like to speak t anyone! But what's this urgent matter all about?

Caller: Just tell my sister, Annie Wan, that Noe Wan met with an accident. Noe Wan got injured and Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on the way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one is injured and no one has been sent to the hospital, then why do you say this urgent? You may think it's funny but I certainly don't!

Caller: You're rude! Who are you?

Operator: I am Saw Ree.

Caller: You should be sorry! Now, tell me your name.

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.




Caller: Oh, God.