3 Guys Riding A Car

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

Top 10 Programmer Excuses

And Now the Top 10 Excuses Made by Programmers



1. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
2. "It must be a hardware problem."
3. "Somebody must have changed my code."
4. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "You must have the wrong version."
6. "That's weird..."
7. "There must be something wrong with your data"
8. "It's never done that before."
9. "It worked yesterday."
10. "It works on my machine"



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