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I am Collin. I am a fun loving person. My main motive is to try to make everybody laugh through this blog. I want to make everybody happy in this world. I hope you all will enjoy my blog and at least forget all your pains and sorrows for sometimes.

Showing posts with label Tickets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tickets. Show all posts

Monday, November 21, 2011

Dedicated Fan


Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Liverpool; Old Trafford was packed and there was only one empty seat – next to Michael.

"Who does that seat belong to?" asked the person in the next seat.
"My wife usually sits there." Michael replied.

"But why isn't she here?" the neighbor persisted
"She died." Said Michael in a matter-of-fact tone.

"So why didn't you give the ticket to one of your friends?"
"They've all gone to the funeral." said Michael.

Monday, October 25, 2010

I Just Needed To Use Your Car


After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from though out the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"