Funny Sayings

• A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
• Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
• Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
• An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
• You can't have everything....where would you put it?
  
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
• If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?