Never Lie To Your Boss

BOSS said to an employee : "Do you believe in Life after Death?


EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There 's no proof of it", he replied.



BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral,

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He came here looking for you.!"